Well, different back then, I'll tell you.

Yes sir, they were classy.

Yeah.

Men came to work, ties and hats.

So elegant.

Yeah.

And you had tailor-made suits and a little place here

for a little carnation in your lapel.

And an inside monogram pocket, you know,

for your opium pipe and your switch blade.

I'm sorry, what now?

Say, would you show me around the old studio?

T-B-T-L!

I have a beta sequence I've been working on.

Would you like to see it?

So I'm what's known as a psychic medium.

But I'm also clear sentient, which means that I feel my angels.

I'm also a clairvoyant, which means I can see.

I'm also a clair-audient, which is most of the time I actually hear voices.

And I also do financial advising.

I know those words, but that makes no sense.

That was a joke.

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