Can you be honest with me?

What is it about me that is like they makes you not want to sit here?

Honestly? Yeah.

It's like everything.

Starting with your face first, just like the expression on it is really bad.

You sort of look like

you're smelling something that doesn't smell good or like you're like squinting

even though you're wearing glasses. Like your eyes don't work, you're a feminine.

Not in like a good way, it's almost insulting to women the way you're a feminine

because like you're not a drodgeness, you're just like soft and doughy.

You don't look like you have bones under your body at all, you're just sort of like an old baby.

You know, you just seem very uncomfortable.

You know, like a little bit.

You're apologizing for your existence.

It's a complete answer.

T-B-T-L!

There's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought of sausage couldn't really hurt anyone,

frankly, think again.

I was just trying to find E-T.

E-T. Classics, Spielberg.

Oh. Weaver of dreams.

I love when his finger lights up.

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