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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 292: Must Read To Dogs

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Hey Lois! Bring me one of those episodes of that show I like listening to so much. Oh Peter, you stupid son of a bitch, fine! It’s an all-new YKS! On today’s show we got an attachment for a vacuum cleaner even less useful than that stupid little brush one that doesn’t spin, porno puzzles, and a floaty that lets everyone know you’re a stupid piece of shit! That would be more than enough for one episode, but of course as you know we normally have 6 Kickstarters and I’ve pretty much only named 3 here in the episode description so there are probably at least 3 not as notable ones left to hear in the show. Plus the episode title is 1. So smash that play button and hear the last 2 Kickstarters we did this week, in addition to the ripoff Switch game. Oh no!! Crap!!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hopeless decent stuff to suck to the man

0:11.0

Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my pride at being a fake face

0:15.0

Mocking jail, good man

0:18.0

That's all, that's all, that's all good

0:20.0

I still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

I still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it, and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters

0:34.0

The podcast

0:40.0

Everybody grow, everybody grow

0:46.0

Everybody welcome to YKS, now that sounded fun, didn't it, Mike?

0:50.0

That sounded like a hoot

0:52.0

It sounded like something to have

0:54.0

It sounded like there was kind of a drum situation going on back there

0:57.0

I'm guessing there was like a, isn't it normally what I, when I think of Marty Grot

1:02.0

I'll tell you what I, I'll tell you what I, I'll tell you what I think of

1:04.0

When I think of Marty Grot

1:06.0

Ah!

1:07.0

Heads

1:08.0

Right?

1:09.0

A necklace is all the nice necklaces that you get

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