Episode 291: The Clumsy Bird Challenge
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
It’s Presidents Day! Yay! Now I know that every single one of these guys is bad for a variety of, but mostly pretty similar, reasons. And I know that in a best case scenario, at least half of the people who are even alive had extreme antipathy towards the guys from their lifetime included in this holiday. BUT. Well I can’t think of a silver lining here. Maybe you got off work. Probably not though. Well anyway let the YKS boys keep you company with this episode of their newest crap! We got a wearable universe, the return of those shitty watches from the mall kiosk, and honestly two of the most wonderful ideas to make money on the internet that I have ever seen or heard about. Check ‘em out today…just like ol’ Woodtooth Johnson, or whatever psycho this holiday is about. Salute!
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| 0:00.5 | It may be February, but it's still the new year. |
| 0:03.9 | And I've got my goals and factor is here as well |
| 0:07.4 | in February with my goals |
| 0:09.1 | and it's helping me achieve each and every one of my goals. |
| 0:12.5 | Mike, you know that I love fueling up fast, right? |
| 0:16.8 | Yes, you're one of the fastest fuelers I've ever seen. |
| 0:19.5 | Yes. |
| 0:20.3 | I actually do think I am. |
| 0:22.0 | I actually do think I'm really good at fueling up extremely. |
| 0:25.5 | I see a lot of people wasting so much time fueling. |
| 0:28.9 | They're like putting in time tasting the food |
| 0:32.0 | and having having it in their mouth and on their tongue |
| 0:36.1 | when they could be swallowing it. |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah, yes. |
| 0:38.4 | I actually look, I'll tell you about it later. |
| 0:40.2 | I had a bad experience when I went out to eat recently |
| 0:42.8 | and I was, I realized that I was eating like a dog |
| 0:46.0 | in a stainless steel bowl and everyone was looking at me. |
| 0:48.4 | Anyways, when you're at home, you can fuel up fast |
| 0:52.6 | with ready to eat nutritious meals delivered straight to your door |
| 0:55.0 | and no one will look at you weird |
| 0:56.3 | because you've got time and energy now, |
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