Episode 291: The Horse Meat Vigilante
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of the horse lover's world. After all the beautiful animal talk, we then talk about someone up for the parent/liar of the year award. This lady is a GEM! By the way, both this and the horse vigilante are both straight outta Florida, so you know they're power-packed. And that's all there is to this week's show! Sorry for yelling; I just got excited.
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| 0:00.0 | Dish and all of you |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, I was Danish, I was all of you |
| 0:20.0 | So I can tell you, how they gonna be here |
| 0:28.0 | It's a prepackage, so it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:35.0 | They're calling it Danish, Danish and all of you |
| 0:43.0 | Danish and all of you |
| 1:12.0 | Hey, hey there everybody, what's going down? |
| 1:16.0 | Not much, what's going down with you? |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, same old, same old |
| 1:21.0 | Nice, dude, you see that fucking Russian MMA fighter |
| 1:25.0 | Guy goes to Russia to perform a wedding ceremony for his brother |
| 1:31.0 | Guy is in a restaurant in Russia |
| 1:34.0 | And two guys getting a fight at a nearby table |
| 1:37.0 | He goes there to break it up |
| 1:38.0 | He gets stabbed in the fucking heart and dies |
| 1:41.0 | No, I didn't see that |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah, that's how crazy Russia |
| 1:45.0 | You dude, if Yakov Smirnov was still like a hot young comic today |
| 1:49.0 | He'd have a lot of shit to write about |
| 1:51.0 | Yeah, that's not good, was he a big fighter? |
| 1:55.0 | Big name |
| 1:56.0 | He was like a world champion in the full contact fighting |
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