Episode 292: Car Fights
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
We kick this one off hot and heavy with a little mma talk, noting that Nate Diaz will be back in the octagon in 2021. Danish asks O'Neill "what was I a part of last night" and gives him a scenario he was involved with at the grocery store. This sparks different theories, possibilities, and avenues of conversation. Then, it's on to a controversy with Amazon, where some drivers are saying they're not being given proper bathroom breaks. We add our own knowledge from our days as delivery drivers. That leads us into a convo about Jeff Bezos' ex-wife's new husband. After that, we discuss a pilot who gets caught on the air traffic controller channel going on a rant about people from San Francisco. Florida news alert! A dude gets a DUI and has a...support animal python in the passenger seat. O'Neill describes a painting he received in the mail from a listener. Then, it's a tale of a stolen truck and a battle between the thief and owner. Fight for that truck! Danish talks about people constantly challenging former NBA player, Brian Scalabrine. We also discuss ordinary people challenging extraordinary people. We end with some random shiz and biz, including a pal who loves to travel.
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| 0:00.0 | Did you know that I was dating, I was so near, so I can tell you, how they both be here. |
| 0:28.0 | It's a prepackage, so it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:35.0 | They call it a Danish, Danish and Lonnie. |
| 0:44.0 | Danish and Lonnie. |
| 1:12.0 | It's the Danish and Lonnie podcast. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, that's the good stuff right there ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. |
| 1:21.0 | Let's get started. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, let's go. |
| 1:24.0 | Let's go now, man. |
| 1:26.0 | Do you see Nate Diaz making a comeback this year? |
| 1:30.0 | That is going to be a tough fight for him, man. |
| 1:33.0 | Fight for Leon Edwards. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, I think he's going to get mopped, but we'll see, you never know. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah, he's coming off a loss in what, 20-month layoff? |
| 1:41.0 | At least, maybe more. |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah, that's a tough fucking and co-main event. |
| 1:47.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:48.0 | It's the first ever history being made, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:52.0 | It's the first ever five round non-title fight, co-main event. |
| 1:58.0 | Is that true? |
| 1:59.0 | I thought there'd been five round fights that haven't been title fights. |
| 2:02.0 | But like not. |
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