Episode 290: Pickle Pleasure
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit that involves the restaurant Panda Express. The allegations are pretty wild. There's a quick update about a show favorite and also a quick hitter about a Danish woman who doesn't want to shave her stache or unibrow anymore and thinks that's the ticket to finding true love. Then, we talk about a dude who's metal af, and he even proves it by turning his uncle's remains (bones) into a guitar. Rock on! Another cool dude we talk about stole a slide from a playground and attached it to his kid's bunk bed. We finish it up with some quick car talk.
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| 0:00.0 | I was dating, I was so near, so I can tell you, how they both be here. |
| 0:28.4 | It's a free package, so it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:35.4 | They call it a gaitish, gaitish and don't need, gaitish and don't need, gaitish and don't need. |
| 0:54.9 | Gaitish and don't need, gaitish and don't need. |
| 1:11.1 | Ooh, it's the Danish Renonial Podcast. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah, yeah it is. |
| 1:17.5 | Hello everybody, how you doing out there? |
| 1:20.3 | Let's just rip into this fucker. |
| 1:22.9 | Yeah, let's get going. |
| 1:25.7 | I saw, I was at the park and I saw these, it was like three people, probably early 30s, |
| 1:34.7 | not that it matters, but they had a pretty big dog. |
| 1:37.2 | You know those dogs that look like foxes? |
| 1:39.6 | They look like foxes. |
| 1:41.8 | But like smaller, this one was bigger, but yeah, it's, I don't know what kind of dog it is, |
| 1:46.2 | but they had one of those and then we were in the parking lot going towards our car as |
| 1:52.4 | were they, and they had like a brand new looking Tesla. |
| 1:59.0 | And then in my mind, I was like, I was like, you know, I guess if you have a dog, |
| 2:03.6 | it's weird to put a dog in like a really nice car like that. |
| 2:07.6 | But anyway, so the dog sits shotgun and then the two adults go in the back. |
| 2:13.6 | No way, no. |
| 2:14.8 | And I was like, I swear to her, no way, I'm dead to dogs now have taken over the world. |
| 2:21.5 | Like they've taken over. |
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