All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that. I did something a bit out of character while we were in Houston and played a little bit of a cat and mouse game with a very sexy man and it led to quite the experience. We are going to get to that later on, but first we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. Cassidy is truly what we use to meet people. It's also what we use to see what's going on, not only where we live here in Las Vegas, but across the country. If you want to start meeting a ton of people in cool environments, Cassidy is the place to go. If you just Google Swinger parties, you're not going to get much. That's because all of them put their stuff on sites like Cassidy. And a site like Cassidy makes it easier than ever before to see all of it in one convenient place. If you want to start meeting cool

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No doubt about it. And it's really the, this is really what that's all about, right, is getting in front of as many people as we can, people that we would not ordinarily be able to get in front of a lot, in a lot of cases. Well, we've also never been that far north together. No. Really. lifestyle no yeah so being able to meet a bunch of people in a region that we don't ever really go to

no that may be another thing it might open up another together. No, not in a lifestyle, no. Yeah. So being able to meet a bunch of people in a region that we don't ever really go to.

No, that may be another thing. It might open up another region for us. I mean, we were looking to do things in that part of the country just hasn't come to fruition yet. So we'll see. I mean, hopefully we'll make that work as well. But I'm just fucking pumped to get there and get in front of folks. I know you are. Every time we talk about it, you just get like a smile on your face and light up and...

Look, it is no secret that I am not... to get there and get in front of folks. I know you are. Every time we talk about it, you just get like a smile on your face and light up.

Look, it is no secret that I am not entirely enamored with the lifestyle industry.

I am really excited to get back into the adult entertainment space, which is my comfort zone.

I cannot fucking wait to get there for that reason and to be able to interact with

people on a different level and for varying reasons. Well, you're going to have to hold my hand through this a little bit because I'm a gigantic pussy and I'm scared. You'll be fine. Well, I'll tell what? This past weekend, we talked about a little trepidation. So you had a great fucking time because you're a giant slut anyway, and you normally do with the event. I'm sorry, sir. Are you pot kettle right now?

Yeah, well, okay. So So you had a great fucking time because you're a giant slut anyway and you normally do with the event.

I'm sorry, sir. Are you pot kettle right now? Yeah. Well, okay. So I have been talking for a while now about

trying to kind of open myself up and do things that wouldn't ordinarily do. And it doesn't always work out

great. Let's be honest. Up until very recently, it's been a lot of just chatter. It's not been a lot

of action. I've wanted to make to make it happen. I just stopped myself short of making it happen.

Well, you made it happen. This weekend, man, and you know, here's what's funny. I have mixed feelings

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