All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

Sensuality to the nth degree, thanks to Wes, who you guys haven't heard about in a while,

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you love it as much as we do. So as you guys are listening to this, we are very close to going to Chicago for Exotica. We have not been yet because we had to record in advance because we're gone for several days now. I think we leave in 12-ish hours from now. Holy shit. That's scary because we're not packed or anything. The entire living room. I'm not even close to the impact. I haven't, I don't even know what I'm bringing yet. I have suits at the dry cleaner. I have to pick up outside of that. I have no fucking idea what this looks like. Every single piece of mesh black, sparkly thing that I own is covering the dining room table, the dining room chairs, the living room chairs. It looks like a freaking lingerie store throughout up in our living room, which is, I mean, it's fun. It's been really interesting to, like, put stuff on and see if it makes me feel sexy and kind of model it for you. And now is the point that I'm starting to get excited. I have my outfits kind of figured out and my toes are done and my, you know, teeth are whitened and all the fun shit. So now I'm like feeling sexy and ready to go. Yeah. Now it's, for me, it's like all the fucking anxiety. Has everything, everything's been shipped is going to get there? Are we going to get it on time? I mean, there's so much fucking going on. I just RSVPed for us for something we're going to do Thursday night. We were just invited to

be the judges of some contest or something. A showgirl contest, yeah. There's no way all of this is happening. This is absolutely not all going to happen. Well, I also have multiple shoots. I have a photographer that wants to work with me. We're manning two booths at the convention, one for front porch swingers, one for Sin City Hot Wife.

Yep. So, holy shit, we have a lot going on. I have no idea how we're going to pull We're manning two booths at the convention, one for front porch swingers, one for Sin City Hot Wife.

Yep.

So, holy shit, we have a lot going on. I have no idea how we're going to pull it off. I was just talking to you this morning about like, it would be so fun. Obviously, I have my shoot set up for my only fan stuff, but I also am like, what if I meet someone really hot? And I just want to fuck them. I don't even know if that's a possibility because of how much we have going on.

I don't know.

I've got a lovely lady coming to see me.

She and her. meet someone really hot and I just want to fuck them. I don't even know if that's a possibility because of how much we have going on. I don't know. I've got a lovely lady coming to see me.

She and her husband are going to come out and hang out with us. And I have no idea how that works. Fortunately, they are very understanding of, you know, how insane this is going to be. so I'd like to think it's going to happen

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