All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So Brian got to enjoy some time with a brand new person for the first time in a very long time recently. Long time. She is so damn cute, so I'm so excited to hear the story of what's unfolded. But first, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. Cassidy is truly what we use to meet lifestylers. A thousand percent, that is where I go when I'm like, hmm, I'm one in a hot new dude in my life. I've actually met a couple of great guys that I'm talking to right now off of Cassidy. The reason I like it is because it has a clean interface. It just allows me to focus on connecting with people. I don't have to learn a bunch of stuff to be able to use the site. And also, it has great security. So if you're somebody that's concerned about, you know, your information not getting out there, which everyone should be, Cassidy really takes that seriously. We love them for that. And if you want to try Cassidy for yourself and start meeting some very sexy and like-minded people, you can head on over to front porch swingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of our homepage.

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So, I got to have some fun last night that I want to talk about, not sponsored. I wish they were sponsoring our show. But holy fucking shit, I saw the hottest show last night. Yeah, I did not go with you. You went with a friend because I was not going out at 10 o'clock at night. It wasn't a thing. So, yeah, but the pictures you sent me were very cool. So I'm still kind of buzzing from it.

First of all, I went and saw Dietavontese's burlesque show at the horseshoe here in Vegas. Fucking amazing. I've always loved Diet of Antis. I feel like in a lot of ways, she was kind of like a sexual awakening for me. Really? Yes, I remember seeing her in a big, like, martini glass. Yeah. And, you know, she's like pouring the water all over her, whatever's in the glass, I'm assuming water.

Probably. seeing her in a big like martini glass. And, you know, she's like pouring the water all over her,

whatever's in the glass, I'm assuming water. And, you know, she was on a magazine cover looking

like that. And she was just this like classically beautiful woman. And I was so fucking turned on by it.

And last night, it's really funny because I talk about on the podcast a lot about, you know, my bisexuality and how it feels like it fluctuates all the time. And sometimes I'm so down to lick a pussy. And other times it's just not even in my, you know, I'm not even thinking about it. And I've kind of been going through this phase again of like, I think I'm just going to stick to the dudes for a while. Like if something comes along randomly at an event or whatever,

I'll consider it. But I'm really not chasing after the couples or the ladies right now. And then I go to the show last night and all of the women are so fucking hot. And of course, Dita Von T's is there. And she's so beautiful. I'm like, no, I'm by. I'm 100% by. Listen, you know how I feel about this.

I go, I'm all over the fucking place because the truth is like dealing with the apps and shit is an absolute nightmare for me. So I just can't, a lot of times I'm like, I, you know, I want to go down this road. I want to meet somebody in and instantly I'll start getting bombarded with dumb shit and I'm out. So I just, that's the problem for me. It's how it's, it's how I receive the information.

You at that. instantly I'll start getting bombarded with dumb shit and I'm out. So I just, that's the problem for me.

It's how I receive the information. You a thousand percent know that you are pansexual. That doesn't, that hasn't really changed in years. No, but what changes is my tolerance for trying to move. No, your tolerance never changes. You're just not tolerance, which is fine. But it does, I mean, I have degrees of tolerance depending on how I'm being in, what the interactions are like.

And sometimes I'm like, okay, this isn't fucking horrible. I can figure this out.

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