Episode 291 - Dick on The Dry T-Shirt Contest

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

A guy leaves me a passive aggressive review on AirBnb, Ralph and I get ejected from Binions and other Vegas stories, a dry t-shirt contest, gambling while infected and drunk, shopping in the Metaverse is a joke, putting kids in the trunk, Crippled Jesus is unvaccinated, the rise of the "mom bod", good thunder thighs, and the millennial 41; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Apparently, my girlfriend has the same nerf gun that you got hit in the eye with.
0:08.4	Oh, really?
0:09.4	Yeah.
0:10.4	Well, she had it, they finally let them in to like, you know, clean out their offices for
0:14.8	the time being.
0:15.8	She had that thing.
0:16.8	Yeah.
0:17.8	Is it a revolver?
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	Or not a revolver.
0:20.8	Is it like a Tommy gun?
0:21.8	Pro.
0:22.8	No, it's like an assault rifle.
0:24.6	Well, this one is, this one's set up like a Tommy gun and it fires those fucking
0:29.7	darts.
0:30.7	And if yours was anything like this one, I'm surprised your eye is still round.
0:35.6	I was like, I can't believe they make this.
0:39.4	I couldn't believe it either.
0:40.9	As I was on the ground, I'm like, they have warnings should have been bigger in the
0:45.7	box than what it is.
0:47.6	This is incredibly painful because everything's nerfed today except for nerf apparently,
0:52.1	except for nerve.
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