Do you like this?

Do you think they managed to fix the eye patch?

You think it was perfected a long time ago, since it's so basic.

Like the most utilitarian thing in history, well, we'll just slap like a band around your

head and then the eye patch is on your eye.

Right.

They had thousands of years of eye wounds to perfect this technology.

Sure.

CVS has gone ahead and perfected it even further.

So now it's a one-size-fits-all eye hole maxi pad that you hold on your face with one hand

and then lay strips of surgical tape from your forehead to your cheek.

So much better, Sean.

So much easier to do by yourself.

So much easier to do by yourself when you get out of the shower.

Everybody loves sticky tape residue all over their forehead when they're dealing with eyeball

problems as opposed to the strap, right, the patch and the strap.

I sent the lovely lady out and I said, hey, well, you know what, maybe can you grab me

an eye patch and then we back from coffee because they can't open the side and it's a real

pain in the ass to keep it clamped shut and I don't think that's really good.

So can you grab, pick me up an eye patch, she comes back and drops a box of, I'm like,

what, honey?

Come on.

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