All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

I don't know if you guys realize this yet or not, but I'm a bad ass topping bitch.

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sexy fun on there as well. We do. Hell yeah. I feel like it's been weeks since we last recorded. It's been 11 days, which for a long, that's a long time for us. Oddly enough, unlike normal, we're ahead of schedule because we had no fucking choice because our schedule for like six days was

insane.

Yeah, we recorded way in advance because we, as we mentioned on the last episode, we had L.A.

on a Thursday.

And then we had a Denver event on Saturday, but we were also hosting kind of a little

mix and mingle thing on Friday in Denver.

And then we came home and immediately started pet sitting. And then we had a Thursday night event here in Las Vegas. So we've had three events since the last time you guys heard from us, which is it's been a lot. All of them were fucking awesome. But we also have been home for two days. We slept in our own bed for the last, two days in the last 11. It's not great. It's been crazy. I miss my bed. We're getting there. We're closing in on it. But yeah, so. L.A. was great. It was a great event. The party was awesome. Good people came out for it. Denver, we were nervous for if we're going to be 100% honest because we have been hosting in Denver for two years now. We have used the same venue for the entirety of the two years. This was the first

Denver event that we did in a completely new venue with completely new venue owners in a brand new part, not brand new part, but brand new to us, part of the Denver area. So we're like, we have no freaking idea what we're walking into here. Obviously, we saw the estate and it's beautiful. And we knew that it was

going to be, you know, a higher end experience for our guests and all of that kind of stuff.

But there's still all of these unknowns that you're like, this could be a fucking train wreck. And we're

going to bring over a hundred people to this venue. And we don't know exactly how it's going to go.

So it ended up being fucking amazing. It was, yeah, I mean,

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