Episode 29 – Dick on World Peace

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2016

⏱️ 123 minutes

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick. Yeah! Welcome to Dick!
0:22.0	Yeah. Welcome to Dick. You need Dick, you love Dick. You want Dick. You got it.
0:27.0	It's the show.
0:28.0	Where everything is a contest.
0:30.0	I'm your host Dick Masterson.
0:31.0	With me as always is Sean the audio engineer.
0:34.0	Hello Dick. This is the only show with Sean the audio engineer.
0:40.0	I was waiting for that. The only podcast in the world where you can experience
0:48.0	Sean the audio engineer in all of his glory and all of his golden glory like a golden God.
0:55.4	It is glorious today.
0:56.8	Let me tell you about this morning.
0:59.4	It is glorious today.
1:00.5	Sean, welcome back to the program.
1:02.2	Thank you. Man, I would say back to the program. Thank you.
1:03.2	Man, I would say we had audio issues when you weren't here, but then since you've been back,
1:07.2	they've quadrupled.
1:08.7	Yeah, I know.
1:09.7	They've multiplied.
1:10.9	I'm very, yeah, I'm very efficient at creating output. Yeah, what's what's going on man we got a we got to go through and integrate this software with other software we got to do something look all good. It'll work good. Welcome back work back welcome back there was a lot of
1:23.8	chatter about why you were gone last week yes people thought I was pushing you
1:28.2	too hard no that wasn't it no some people were saying you were at a war reenactment.
1:35.0	Yeah, I want to hear about that.
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