Episode 28 – Dick on The Toilet

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Download the MP3 The Eve from Wall-E toilet, Sean is gone, way too much popcorn, Denzel’s non-sequitur trash talking, MadCucks defends his network, the Golden Goose of Goss, F is for Feminism, The War on Drugs vs. Automatic Updates, Lettuce Jones’ big reveal to reveal, Cameron Hermens melts down, and Hollywood Randy busts balls; all … Continue reading "Episode 28 – Dick on The Toilet"

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0:00.0	Ha ha ha ha!
0:02.0	Presenting a car! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome.
0:15.0	Ready. Yeah! Yeah, welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need Dick, you love Dick. You got it.
0:30.3	It's the only show where everything is a contest. I am your host Dick Masterson with me is usually
0:36.0	Sean, the audio engineer, but he can't be here today. Sean couldn't be here today. He couldn't, he couldn't be here today. He couldn't be here today. But if he was this would be the show that paid him more than any other podcast that he is on. I wish I could say that Tim Chang's is filling in for him today, but he's not.
0:57.0	Tim Chang's left me high and dry.
0:59.0	I guess, I guess fam doesn't mean as much these days as it used to.
1:05.2	It's just three little letters, you know?
1:08.0	One, four, three, FAM, I thought it meant something, but apparently it doesn't mean jack shit.
1:14.0	Apparently it's not worth the it's not worth the
1:18.0	it's not worth the the DJ that it's coming from these days fam with me instead is Denzel the ho host with the most hey hey
1:26.6	sorry I'm late Denzel let's start with what makes me a rage today. How about motherfuckers who are a half, you know, I don't know if I've talked
1:38.8	about the leading that I do on this show before we all we all do it leading do we all we tell
1:46.4	somebody when you want them to be somewhere and by how much by who the person is you know how much you have to lie to them to get them to show up like if it on time like if it's me
2:00.7	You lead me by a good 10 minutes. Denzel, you say, last night you say to me, what time are we recording?
2:08.2	And I said 1130, it's dark time. And in your mind somehow that translated to I know what I'm gonna do I'm
2:18.4	gonna try to shave it as close as possible to that 1130 so that I can just walk in.
2:27.0	I can walk in, walk in, walk right down to my dungeon recording studio in the side of a cement bunker that I now
2:35.2	record in so I can just walk in and start raging. Was that the plan in your mind
2:40.4	because I always because you are late you are a good 20 minutes late I would say and
2:46.2	it has fucked up more of my plans than you know by you being 20 minutes late because also with us is Randy, Handy Randy, the former producer of the biggest
2:56.1	problem of the universe, a friend of mine, my manager, we go to Dodgers games together.
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