All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

Okay, I have waited long enough to hear the bar's story. Today, it has to happen. I need the details. So we're going to get

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I'm not calling it a weight loss journey. And also, I want to say I'm very flattered anytime anyone gives me a compliment, but I am kind of over the, oh, you've clearly lost weight comments. Like, you know, I think I can be cute at any size. So I think that people need to stop

commenting on women's weights, period. So I'm just going to throw that out there. But I do appreciate that I'm getting lots of compliments on like my Instagram and stuff right now. That's going to happen. You're just, that's just a normal reaction that people have. Yeah, it's just kind of an outdated one. It's one of those things that like, it's 2024. Let's stop commenting on women's weight, you know.

It's a natural reaction.

So, you know, when you say, kind of an outdated one. It's one of those things that like it's 2024. Let's stop commenting on women's

weight, you know? It's a natural reaction. So, you know, when you see someone that you haven't seen in a while and they look different in whatever capacity, it's the first thing you comment on, right? Oh, you look so good. It's been so long. It's like the first thing people say. Oh, that's a great, But I love that.

You look so great.

That's a great compliment.

But you don't need to follow it up with.

You've clearly become less of a fatty.

Many people. Oh, that's a great. But I love that. You look so great. That's a great compliment.

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