Episode #2880: Don’t Jeff Lynne Me!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It's the day after Tax Day, and Luke is trying to declare Andrew as one of his dependents. They also discuss the life and death of one of the last Yangtze softshell turtles on Earth, and why Duluth, Minnesota, is about to become the coolest place to live, both literally and figuratively.
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0:00.0	Five, six, seven, eight.
0:02.0	Tried and gum is the chewiest gum.
0:05.0	Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth.
0:08.0	Your teeth are bones that live outside.
0:10.0	They hang from your lips like bats.
0:12.0	Oh, outside bones, outside bones.
0:15.0	Never forget teeth, outside bones.
0:18.0	They bones that you wash.
0:20.0	And when you're a kid, they fall from your head.
0:22.0	And to make things less weird,
0:24.0	we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents know.
0:29.0	Tried it!
0:32.0	In lieu of my usual audition piece,
0:35.0	I was a jingle for gum I just made up.
0:38.0	TVTL!
0:41.0	Hi there, my name is Nick.
0:45.0	I'm looking to talk to Andrew Walsh.
0:47.0	I'm from the New York Times Book Department.
0:49.0	We're going to have to pass on your memoir entitled,
0:52.0	Cat with a Hot Dog Story.
0:54.0	Thank you.
0:55.0	Luke, it's carbs.
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