Episode #2879: Dingus In Real Life

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Luke's outdoor misadventures continued this weekend, almost leading to a Drama In Real Life situation. Plus, TV networks have admitted to piping bird sounds into golf broadcasts. And Andrew reveals a fascinating fact about airplane tires that is not true.
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0:00.0	In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery,
0:06.5	one that pampers its fruit like its own babies.
0:11.0	Hi, I'm Moira Rose, and if you love fruit wine as much as I do,
0:17.0	then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local ventiner
0:22.0	who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak shardonnay,
0:27.0	and the dazzling peach-crull bat pull to his wistling real haw.
0:33.0	Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine.
0:37.0	You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name,
0:42.0	Herb Irving, Ger, Bird Herndgife, Herb Herringer,
0:48.0	Bing, Live Hanger, Live Link, Bird Herkern,
0:53.0	by Bingo Ling F***er.
0:56.0	T-B-T-L!
1:02.0	I'm here, but I surf the web, like text, LOL, laugh out loud.
1:06.0	OMG.
1:07.0	Oh my god.
1:08.0	W-T-F, why the face?
1:09.0	You can't be serious.
1:11.0	Oh, I'm serious, baby.
1:12.0	I am Yahoo serious.
1:13.0	I'm serious FM.
1:14.0	Welcome to the World Series of Seriousness, sponsored by Honey Not Serios.
1:18.0	This is joke.
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