All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

So just last night, a gentleman caller came to our home and laid down the pipe real well.

It also was kind of a cathartic, interesting experience for me in terms of like the emotions afterwards.

We're going to talk about all of that very shortly.

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We know you will. So you're back in the saddle. Oh, yeah. I am getting my slut on again, and it's so fun.

Is this like, did last night kind of reinvigorate your juices? Does it, is, are things moving around again? Like you're really,

oh, trust me. The juices were flowing last night. I'm sure they were. I saw the bed. It's, it's kind of,

it was funny because the person that I was with last night goes, you know, it's kind of like riding a bicycle. Everyone says, oh, yeah, you'll just learn how to get right back on that bike. And you will, but, you know, there's going to be some stumbling blocks and there's going to be some growing pains. The guy I was with last night. It's obviously, obviously a huge, like very, very large man. And there were multiple times that I was like, oh, my cervix is no longer used to this. No. Well, you took about a month off from play with anyone other than me. Well, yeah, I played with the guy at the hotel, which we've talked about. And now Wes. And I had a couple of smaller experiences at Caliente as well. Calliente as well, like half experiences. Yeah. But yeah, this was the first time that I have seen Wes in two months now. Yeah. And he knows how I like it or have liked it in the past. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh shit, I am sore. Like you're going to have to stop. My cervix is not going to take this shit. Yeah. Well, you know, it's like anything else.

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