Episode 287: Mexican Bologna
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener. O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike. Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know). Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel. This leads us into talking about "web sleuths". After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue. However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair. We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!). Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling. Enough is enough! We finally address this HUGE problem. Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know what it is). After that, it's the classic story of bear conservationalists almost being mauled to death after releasing bears in Iraq. We end by talking about Dana White, Ariel Helwani, and Gina Carano. And that's episode 287 in a nutshell. Don't worry, the episode wasn't actually made with peanuts, so you can listen to it even if you have a nut allergy.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Dish and all the year |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:13.0 | I was dating |
| 0:16.0 | I was so near |
| 0:20.0 | So I can tell you |
| 0:24.0 | How they gonna be here |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free package |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:34.0 | They call it a Danish |
| 0:38.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 0:43.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 0:47.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 0:51.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 0:55.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 1:05.0 | Danish and all the year |
| 1:11.0 | Hello everybody, it's the Danish and all the year podcast |
| 1:15.0 | That's right, we are Danish and all the year |
| 1:19.0 | Hello, ladies |
| 1:23.0 | Somebody actually, sorry to get going quick |
| 1:27.0 | But you know how we did the story about the... |
| 1:31.0 | Was it Peruvian guy? |
| 1:33.0 | Lawyer on Zoom? Got cockporked |
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