Episode 288: Fake Snow!
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2021
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip. He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy. Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store. Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family. Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!). After that, we talk about a mother who got on Only Fans, which rubbed some the wrong way. Danish has finally started watching Cobra Kai, so we discuss the show and world of Karate Kid. Following that, we discuss people who think the recent snow in Texas is fake. Speaking of Texas, there's a quick Brian Holtzman update/story. After that, we share a truly frightening story that took place in an outhouse. O'Neill caught some 1,000 Pound Sisters on TLC and shares his thoughts. After that, it's some odds and ends to wrap up the episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Did you know that I was dating, I was so near, so I can tell you, how they both be here. |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free package, so it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:35.0 | They call it a Danish, Danish in the middle. |
| 0:43.0 | Danish and Norwegian, Danish and Norwegian. |
| 1:11.0 | We're back, ladies and gentlemen, we're back, we're feeling good. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, it's good times, good times are being had, everybody. |
| 1:20.0 | I just went out there. |
| 1:22.0 | Just had a little ski trip, got back from it. |
| 1:25.0 | My God. |
| 1:26.0 | Oh, that's good for you. |
| 1:28.0 | It was great, I sprained my fucking thumb. |
| 1:30.0 | That was good. |
| 1:31.0 | It was a good fucking time. |
| 1:33.0 | Did you see Ari Schuffier out there? |
| 1:35.0 | No, what I saw everybody now has that fucking stupid snow suit that he has. |
| 1:41.0 | Now it's become so hack that I hope he throws it away. |
| 1:46.0 | There's no way he could fucking wear it anymore. |
| 1:48.0 | Was he the trendsetter on it? |
| 1:50.0 | No, because when I went skiing with him, there were other people that had it. |
| 1:53.0 | He wasn't like the only guy out there. |
| 1:55.0 | Okay, so he was not the trendsetter. |
| 1:58.0 | No. |
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