Episode 286: Duh-raffe

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Howdy, folks. O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro. Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting. Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion! He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped. That leads us into a little MMA talk. We even mention Stockton's finest citizens. After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old. Any guesses on who it could be? That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH. We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed. It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals. The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recently took place in France. After that, it's a topic that gets O'Neill's goat. It involves playing cards. From playing cards, we turn our attention to one of the most bizarre first day of work stories of all time. We end with some random news and notes from around the world of stand up comedy. And that's all she wrote for this week.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I was dating, I was so near, so I can tell you, how they both be here, it's
0:29.2	a free package, so it's a fucking good deal, they call it a Danish, Danish in the near,
0:44.8	Danish in the near, Danish in the near, Danish in the near, Danish in the near, Danish in the near,
1:11.4	Hey, hey, hey, this episode is brought to you by the Kelsey Error TV show on radio from
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1:25.3	a dreamt up written and performed by who else, but Kelsey Error, the show is a fictional account
1:32.0	of a classic American talk show that do to a string of bad luck has just been canceled. After
1:38.5	licking their wounds, the team behind the TV show decided to take destiny into their own hands
1:43.0	and resurrect it through the magic of radio. Subscribe to the Kelsey Error show on Spotify,
1:48.6	Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back.
1:57.1	Yes, here we are. Welcome to the Danish Noneal podcast, the number one podcast in your neighborhood.
2:04.8	It is in the specific neighborhood you're in. We are number one. We've checked the demographics
2:10.1	and we thank you all from your particular neighborhoods for supporting us. Yeah, dude,
2:14.7	do you see that the SNL sketch about Zillow that may have stole that joke from Ted Alejandro?
2:23.3	I call over the place. I feel bad. So I think they may have stolen it. There's been allegations
2:28.6	about them in the past about some theft. There's been some like proven allegations about them.
2:34.6	I saw, I get it. Briefly, pressure, high pressure situation. You know, guys are going,
2:39.9	hey, I saw this in a comedy club, maybe not realizing where it came from. I briefly saw,
2:44.8	I didn't like wash the sketch. I saw like a quick snippet. What's his bit? I mean, his bit is like
2:51.0	my wife and I are like at basically at an age in our marriage where it's like, we don't
2:56.2	sext. We just send like Zillow properties and it's like, did you see this three bedroom? Oh my
3:02.1	God, I'm so horny. And that's basically the same sketch. But if you see it, he did a good job
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