All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

After a month-long hiatus, I got back in the saddle this week.

Yes, you did.

And it was like riding a bicycle. Let me tell you. We're riding something anyway. So we're going to get to that story very shortly. But first we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of French Porch Swingers. Whether you are brand new to the lifestyle or you're somebody that's been at this for 20 plus years, Cassidy is the place to go. And in my opinion, that is because of its ease of use. It is very streamlined. It is very user-friendly. And unlike a lot of other sites where you have to spend hours trying to figure out how to put your profile together, how to upload pictures, because Cassidy is so simple, you can spend that time meeting sexy people instead. We're also coming up on what I consider lifestyle season, which is the summer months.

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Yes.

Last time we spoke on the show, not you and I. Yeah. That would be nice for you, wouldn't it? If you got a week away from me, a week break from me talking at least. Wow. Or like if I was just in your presence, but I was like mute for a week, I feel like that's your fucking dream come true. That'd be nice.

Yeah.

I could live with that.

You're supposed to say no.

I want to lie to everybody.

So, and for a week. I feel like that's your fucking dream come true. That'd be nice. Yeah. I could live with that. You're supposed to say no. I want to lie to everybody. So anyway, we were at Caliente this time last

weekend. We were actually just leaving Caliente this time last weekend. And we had a great time.

Obviously, we had several friends that came out, lots of friends. And we got to see people that we

haven't seen in a very long time. And it was a, it was a really good time. It was definitely quiet at Caliente. I'm assuming because the weather was kind of meh. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's winter months, which seems weird in Florida, because everyone just thinks it's beautiful year round, but it does get cold in Florida. It was quite chilly, actually a couple of nights but it was I love it there because it's relaxing I get to just relax

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