Episode #2866: Ain’t No Fun When The Rabbit’s Got The Gurgle
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2019
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Andrew tries to resurrect one of his favorite Morning Zoo radio bits from his childhood with less than stellar results. Plus, he and Luke ACTUALLY GET TO TOP STORIES TODAY, including the emergence of Fantasy Birding and the best high school drama performance since Max Fischer'snSerpico.
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| 0:00.0 | So this test will determine whether you have the right personality profile to be a police officer. Just to make sure the machine is working is your name Andy? |
| 0:08.8 | I don't know how to answer that |
| 0:11.2 | It's simply yes or no. Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew, I think. So |
| 0:19.0 | No |
| 0:20.4 | Wait |
| 0:21.6 | Yes |
| 0:22.9 | Let's move on scenario you pull a car over for speeding you find out that it's your father |
| 0:27.9 | How do you handle the situation? Well first I would be like |
| 0:32.8 | Dad |
| 0:34.3 | You're alive |
| 0:41.3 | How can they say this about me? I don't believe it. I |
| 0:45.6 | Showed them I record everything basically. It's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil set in space with heavy erotic overtones |
| 0:54.0 | And the gripping psychodrama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor |
| 0:59.4 | Just like you pull in you just get spit right out of them |
| 1:03.1 | You just drop in and just smack the lip pull back drop down |
| 1:09.0 | And then after that he's dropping right the bell and get pitted so pitted like that |
| 1:14.8 | Oh |
| 1:23.0 | My gosh, can it be true is this real life good morning everyone and welcome to a Wednesday edition of TBT L |
| 1:33.2 | It's an audiophile's nightmare. Let's show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:39.1 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you |
| 1:43.2 | From the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center purchase top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City |
| 1:48.5 | Bring it back home. Baby bring it back home. Oh |
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