Episode #2867: We Have The Seitan!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

A music review of a 25-year old record is creating outrage on (wait for it)....The Internet! Andrew and Luke look back at some of their own bad musical taste in the '90s. Plus, Andrew finally meets (meats?) an Arby's sandwich he can't handle.
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0:00.0	Good morning TPS students. It is testing week and it's time to slay all day
0:06.0	Stay woke beyond fleek and get that Gucci breakfast goals save by Felicia to that testing stress whether it's going to be
0:13.5	Turqued right Chris? Yeah, it'll be the weather going to be the lit during testing week a
0:19.6	Hundo P chance of success. You've got this kids. Steve about that traffic. Are we looking? Oh
0:26.4	Better than oh
0:28.5	We're talking turn homo won't be an issue. No traffic problems around any TPS schools to keep you from taking those tests
0:43.0	Why would either one of you
0:45.3	You know why dear god why no no no no no no no no no no
0:50.6	Am I cool kids? No good. I'm glad and that's what makes me cool
0:55.5	Not caring right? No. Oh, how the hell do you be cool? After all the hype and excitement of
1:05.2	this
1:07.2	I guess I screwed it up
1:09.2	They just make that they can just get it. I cool it when they don't even know the flavor
1:13.6	Oh
1:21.9	Well good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of TB TL
1:27.5	Okay, let's do it the show that just might be too beautiful to live coming to you today once again from the Burbank Springs broadcast center
1:36.6	Perchstop, Alabama Hill and Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City
1:39.8	The Sun rises over Lake Whatcom in
1:42.6	Squallic mountain in the far background in the very far background
1:47.2	That just the tip of Mount Baker just the tip my name is Luke Burbank by the way. I'm your host here comes me
1:54.0	It's Millennial podcaster
1:56.2	So excited to be sharing episode 2,860
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