Good evening. Welcome to Anju. Have you died with us before?

No, fabulous. We do things a little bit differently here.

Sparkling water is free, but tap water is $3.

All of our appetizers feed six people. They don't come any smaller.

Substitutions are fine, but you have to ask in a baby's voice.

You are allowed to kiss that sign picture of Tony Collette on the wall, but only if it's your birthday.

If you're born on a leap year, you have to leave now.

All of our butter is sourced from only the hottest cows, judged by a jury of their peers.

The chickens vote by referendum. We are a cashless end-tip list, but the ballet staff

do appreciate old copies of entertainment, wakeling.

If you have any allergies, please let me know.

I'm amazing at keeping secrets. I'll be back in a second to take your orders.

TVTL

In this brochure, it says this tour is crunk.

What does it mean?

The beginning is horrible, also the middle, so I'll give it a four.

First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face. These are the best

Cajun chicken nibbles I've ever had.

Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.

Are you on drugs?

No, I'm not. I'm high on life.

If you're just better, you it's pretty internet. I haven't found it.

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