Episode 285: The Hunting and the Gathering
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Episode 285'er! Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam. Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state! That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering. After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief. The show keeps moving and flowing, and Danish brings up The Confession Killer, a doc on Netflix. We then perfectly segue into a story in Australia, where a man was so preturbed with a "malfunctioning" product he bought at an adult store that he decided to take matters into his own hands (by going down there...to the store...this could be misconstrued in a bunch of different ways). That leads us into talking about "bogans" and track suits. Then, we talk about a garbageman who was fired in the UK for kung fu kicking a kid's snowman. Danish talks about a woman who got into it with LeBron James at an Atlanta Hawks game. We head to South America after that to talk about a lawyer who got caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) during a Zoom court case. Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard about "Jewish space lasers". After that, we get into a Priest who thought exorcisms could help people with their political views. And that's this week's show, folks!
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| 0:00.0 | Dish and all new |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:13.0 | I was dating |
| 0:16.0 | I was so near |
| 0:20.0 | So I can tell you |
| 0:24.0 | How they gon' be here |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free package |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:34.0 | They call it a Danish |
| 0:38.0 | Danish and all new |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:44.0 | Dish and all new |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:51.0 | Dish and all new |
| 0:55.0 | Dish and all new |
| 0:59.0 | Dish and all new |
| 1:05.0 | Dish and all new |
| 1:11.0 | What's going on in the world at large? |
| 1:15.0 | You know, a little this, a little that, a little what have you? |
| 1:21.0 | I went to see the P.W. Herman dinosaurs today |
| 1:25.0 | And cab is on |
| 1:29.0 | It's one o'clock, you did that already? |
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