All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

As mentioned last week, Brian was quite the slut recently, and we're going to talk about a couple of his experiences. First, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of front porch swingers. Cassidy is truly where we meet our friends. It's where we meet the people we want to get down with. It's also where we find a lot of the events that we go to. So if you're wondering, how do we start connecting with other lifestylers? Cassidy is the place. It is truly your one-stop shop. Not only can you see who is in your area that is active, you can see events, you can see clubs, everything that you might want to know about joining the lifestyle or getting more involved. And right now, you can do it at a discount for 30 whole days. Actually, it's free. Not even a discount.

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So we are like days away from going to Caliente. When you guys are actually listening to this.

Days. Well, yeah, like tomorrow. We're just hours pretty much away. We leave at fucking five o'clock.

The flight leaves at 5.40 in the morning. Yeah, it's going to be a long a long day of travel yeah we are not great at the connecting flight thing because you are not a good flyer note which means for the first leg of this thing from here to houston i have to be 100% fucking stone cold sober which is a real problem for me it's going to be a lot of leg gripping if i if i had to tell the future. And then we have like a four and a half hour layover in Houston. Yes. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of leg gripping if I had to tell the future. And then we have like a

four and a half hour layover in Houston. Yes. Yeah, it's going to be a long day. Yeah, but we get to go to Caliente. We do. One of my favorite fucking places. I can't wait to get naked in the sun, but, you know, I guess the weather's not going to be awesome. So I'm a little disappointed about that. So yeah, if you guys don't know what Caliente is, it's basically a nude resort that has kind of transitioned into being more lifestyle oriented, but it is fucking beautiful. I mean, the grounds are... It's a naked country club is what it is. Well, yeah, explain it. Yeah, it's what it is. It's a naked country club. It started out as a nudist residential community and they went friendly, lifestyle friendly, and now it's just a fucking party.

I mean, kind of. It's what it is. It's a naked country club. It started out as a nudist residential community and they went friendly, lifestyle friendly and now it's just a fucking party. It's a great time.

I mean, kind of lifestyle friendly. Let's say that. It's not like you can't fuck. Yeah, you can't like fuck poolside. Like you cannot like secrets or, you know. You have a lot more opportunities, as we know, because I pretty much got almost got us thrown out at one point because I was getting a little fucking naughty during the day.

A little naughty?

Which you can't do. have a lot more opportunities, as we know, because I pretty much got almost got us thrown out at one point

because I was getting a little fucking naughty during the day. A little naughty? Which you can't do.

A little naughty. Yeah, just a little. You were fingering a woman in the fucking conversation pool.

Who was stroking my cock? This is not like a one-sided thing. Nonetheless, I didn't say it was. Nonetheless, I did not know the rules.

They were explained to me and apparently when the sun goes down, it's on. No, but the worst part is you were explained the rules and then you still broke the rules. You know, again, it's, you know, tomato tomato. It doesn't really matter. You're not great with authority. That's all I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no.

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