I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy

because she used to say harland pepper if you don't stop naming nuts and the joke was

of course that we lived in pine nut and I think that's what put it in my head at that

point so I'd go to see she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling

that's like peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying

her into it going crazy.

TVTL, you know, I would like to take this straw and stick it in your ear and extract everything

you've ever thought or felt or seen or even dreamed about your profession.

I got to be honest with you sir, the kind of work I do, I don't think it's as interesting

as you think it is.

My podcast is on life support, hey I need new listeners.

That was a joke, humor is the tool of the interesting.

I was skeptical, it seemed too good to be true, I'm so glad I tried it.

Well, good morning everybody and welcome to a Wednesday morning edition of TVTL, the

show that just might be too beautiful to live, my name is Luke Burbank, I am your host

coming to you once again from Las Vegas, Nevada, where it is rainy and cloudy and wet and

not at all the way that I think it should ever be in Las Vegas.

I don't know what the aquifer implications would be, let's be honest, I think that ship

sailed a long time ago in this town.

Hope everybody enjoyed the Colorado River while it lasted because I believe it's been

siphoned off mostly to this hotel room at the Waldorf Astoria where I figured out

there's a TV built into the mirror in the bathroom, so tonight Calgon is going to take

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