Episode #2850: I Made A Spoon For You!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2019
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he's covering a pizza convention that has a lot of TBTL connections. Plus, He and Andrew pay their respects to Luke Perry, the coolest guy in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gross now. I've been talking through burps. |
| 0:07.0 | I never used to do this. When I was a kid and I wanted to burp, I'd be like, |
| 0:11.4 | Silence! |
| 0:13.0 | Now I'm trying to like push them down and muscle through them. |
| 0:20.0 | I'll be a dinner just doing the bread and the seltzer, filling up like a hot air balloon. |
| 0:25.0 | And then I'm like, did you say that you were going to Italy? |
| 0:30.0 | We have a travel agent. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm going to the kitchen. Does anyone need anything? |
| 0:37.0 | Does anyone need anything? Just take a pause, John! |
| 0:41.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:47.0 | Is what we experience real or is reality a computer simulation constructed by an advanced alien race? |
| 0:55.0 | For more, our sports reporter, Jim Caputo. |
| 0:58.0 | Oh! Somebody please, think of the children! |
| 1:02.0 | When I eat hot cheetos, I get crazy. I just love hot cheetos! |
| 1:06.0 | I love you so much! |
| 1:09.0 | Remember that time you left a comment underneath that YouTube video |
| 1:12.0 | and someone replied and called you a dumbass so you replied and told them it takes one to know one |
| 1:15.0 | and then you stayed up all night hitting refresh on your browser, waiting for them to reply |
| 1:18.0 | and then you fell asleep crying. |
| 1:20.0 | I remember it differently. |
| 1:21.0 | This is like that. |
| 1:24.0 | Well, good morning everyone and welcome to a Tuesday morning edition of TVTL, the show. |
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