Episode 284: Five Footer
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
For the first time in show history, stocks come up! O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop. Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time! That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin. After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids. That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk. The show continues with a little Larry King talk. Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert! Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case. We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong. We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner. Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next. We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses. That's all she wrote!
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| 0:00.0 | I was Danish, I was so near, so I can tell you, how they both be here, it's a |
| 0:29.0 | free package, so it's a fucking good deal, they call it a Danish, Danish and Lonnie, |
| 0:44.0 | Danish and Lonnie, Danish and Lonnie, |
| 1:12.0 | Look who's back, look who's back, it's us, you didn't know if we'd be here, but we're here. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, I want to give a big shout out, I know this is a week late, but to all those fucking |
| 1:24.0 | Redditers that drove those Wall Street billionaire hedge fund motherfuckers running for the hills, |
| 1:31.0 | I congratulate you, I applaud you, yeah, it's going to be total chaos in the market, but I like what you did, |
| 1:37.0 | and they're totally fucking you guys by restricting your trading and everything else, but something had to be done. |
| 1:43.0 | The computer is the weapon of the future. |
| 1:46.0 | It's crazy dude, what a crazy story, and then all these guys are just like, we're losing all this money |
| 1:54.0 | because we shorted all this stock, now it's going up the heights that we never imagined, now they're like, |
| 1:59.0 | you can't do this, so that they restricted all their trading. |
| 2:03.0 | I was looking online kind of following a little bit, I don't know too much about this sort of arena, |
| 2:08.0 | but just looking at people commenting, it's cool when the billionaires can drive stuff up |
| 2:14.0 | and get together, when it's out of their control, they're like, you can't do this guys, what are you doing? |
| 2:21.0 | I get it, they're like saying this is going to cause chaos, the market is already chaos, man, it's already, |
| 2:27.0 | but I couldn't even buy more shit that I had, I couldn't buy any more because they locked me out, it's unbelievable. |
| 2:34.0 | I mean, the federal government's been literally created a fucking stock market bubble from doing the exact same thing, |
| 2:40.0 | pouring money into the market to inflate it to keep it propped up, it's the same fucking thing. |
| 2:46.0 | Yeah, so yeah, I saw it, you know, it's the same thing as all these K-pop fans |
| 2:53.0 | who are like causing chaos throughout the election process of like online, just online chaos, but still chaos. |
| 3:00.0 | Yeah, it's fine, I would do it, it's fine, they better get used to it because it's probably going to be the new norm on stuff. |
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