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We hope you love it as much as we do. So since we last recorded, we have both celebrated a birthday. Yeah. We are officially a year older. Yeah, my birthday was fun. We went to a city that's not far from where we live, which was an interesting adventure. Yeah, you are basically thought of as a prostitute, which is awesome. Okay, so let's talk about that. So the town, first of all, is very old. And I'm not, not being ageist. It's just like I was the youngest person in every single place we went. I got ID'd. Yeah. I got ID there, which is fucking amazing. So aside from like serving staff, I was always by far the youngest. Yeah, for sure. So I mean, it was a great experience, and I had no issue being around, you know, a bunch of older people.

But when we went out for dinner for my birthday, we actually found this amazing restaurant. And I was not expecting that in this city. I'm not telling anybody. It's the tits. I'm saving it. Not telling anyone. It's fucking awesome. It was amazing. but because we were going to a nice restaurant, I had the heels on, and I was all dolled up, and I had the hair and the makeup. And I just really went all out. Because, again, it was my birthday. I'm like, I want to look like a fucking hot bitch. So we go and you drop me off inside the casino where the restaurant is. And this attendant runs up to me the moment I walk in the door basically and is like,

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