Do you want to do some trivia? Yes, please. What kind of droid is C3PO? Protocol droid. And what kind of droid is R2D2?

Astrummec droid. And what kind of droid is a TBTL? Hot dog teller story. And what does TBTL have a hard time getting to? Top story is...

TBTL. Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. That's a tuna, bro. Look at that f***ing thing. Oh my god.

I'll tell you another thing. Once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. Always.

And for our viewing pleasure, I pack terms of E, then we're going to bring it up with little fried greens to the tea, and then hopefully to Sandy B. Somebody die in that one. They die in all of them. Good.

All right, everybody. Hello, and welcome to a Friday morning edition of TBTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Ziggle Zaggett. Let's get back at it. My name is Luke Perbank.

I got a hudukin' up, but it's kind of a throat situation here. Okay, good. Got it fixed. I'm ready to go. Let me just take a sip of this coffee. Oh yeah. Now I'm ready, everybody. For episode 2,847 in a collector series coming to you.

From the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill, Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. It is a gorgeous Friday morning here in Bellingham, as the sun rises over Lake Watcom and Squallacom Mountain. It is just absolutely gorgeous out there.

But so gorgeous that once again, the sun is shining in my eyes. Let me pull the curtains. I wonder what my neighbors think is going on in here.

They've got to be able to vaguely hear me yelling now at about 8 a.m. each morning. And then sometimes I'll just look out the window and then pull the shades shut dramatically. I don't know. Anyway, maybe they're listeners. Who knows? One day they're going to come up in the donors of the day.

And then I'm going to have a real problem on my hands because I'm trying. I would like to show to be extremely popular, but not with any of the people from my real life. That would be the right amount of notoriety for this show.

Because when it's people from my real life, then, you know, I got to, I got to mine my pees and cues. Let's see. What are we going to talk about today on the show besides the, what would you call it?

The nonverbal communication between me and my neighbors. Oh, we have the fun begin. We have actually some interesting stuff to talk about. Skyjinks, woo.

Skyjinks.

Uh, Lufthansa has sued a passenger for not taking a flight. Yes, you heard that right. Not taking a flight that the person had paid for.

We'll explain through fairs coming up later on the show. Also yesterday, or at least I yesterday was.

I'm going to go with epically interesting. It was certainly epic yesterday's show, which was three plus hours long.

Somewhere in there, I think, or it might have even been the day before time at some point just turns right into a very flat circle when you're talking to BTL Andrew at some point in the previous history of this show.

I mentioned a person that he and I both know who had parked in a turning lane while he and Andrew were cabitzing and Andrew was just absolutely flummoxed by the park job when he saw it later.

This person heard that episode and they would like to defend themselves by way of the voicemail line.

So we'll play that for you coming up. I have having not heard the voicemail. My guess is that I'm siding with the person leaving the voicemail.

So we'll see what happens with that. Also, it's Friday. So we have some music for your weekend. Does this sound like our musical world, but.

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