Obviously, your kid needs a male role model because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see four because he's your son. No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something. They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know what? Red means stop. Great. Green means go. Good. Yellow's the other one.

T-B-T-L!

Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it.

Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes. Do you eat fatty foods? Yes. And a lot of people ask me, are you eating cookies late at night? I say, of course I am.

What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution.

It must be weird for you. Kimmel is now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card. They say, you snooze, you lose. Well, we snossed. Look what we lost.

All right, everybody. It's that time again. It is time for a Thursday morning edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Is it too early to fish sandwich? My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Another beautiful sunny morning. It is very cold outside, but it is really warm here in the broadcast center.

I guess we were cranking the heat and now it's too much heat. Maybe that's part of why.

Once again, the pod pets refuse to come in here. We've just been playing this little drama out every morning this week.

I get in here to do the show and I realize I don't got any Rudy. I don't have a vacity. And so I go in there and they like to sleep on the couch together.

It's like they're whole ritual. And I say come in here, help me do the show and they stare at me totally unmoved by my entreaties.

But I guess at some point you've got to let them fly, you know. You just can't try to control them. You can't try to make them be the person you want them to be. Eventually they have their own life.

And they've got to live it. We've got to live a life called Episode 2847 in A Collector Series.

Let the fun begin. This is going to be a fun one, by the way. We've got another awesome list from Readers Digest.

These are, well, the question will be, is something a myth or is it true when it comes to your health?

Well, you know what I've found over the years is that the facts are your friends.

Andrew's going to read me some, some sort of commonly held beliefs about our, about our health. And then I'll try to guess if they're facts or fiction.

So we'll do that. We've got emails and emails and today during the emails and emails section. Of course, it's Blur's Days because it is Thursday.

So we'll celebrate those. We have a, we are the show is almost collapsing under the weight of two weeks of Blur's Day messages.

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