All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So we tease today's retelling on last week's episode of the show.

And I know the juice, as you put it,

but I have not heard all of it. Or I guess I don't know the juice at all. I don't really know

much of anything aside from the premise. No, you have the broad strokes. You don't know all the

good stuff. It was fucking amazing. I cannot wait to tell you this story. So we'll get to that shortly,

but first we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of the show.

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that's where we go. And the main reason for it is because it's so easy to use. It's simple to

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Yeah, but we have amazing success there as opposed to some of this other shit I deal with. Anyway, we have so much fucking cool shit going on. We are in the midst of getting ready to get out of town tomorrow. We're in the midst of birthday celebration time for me. It is time for your birthday. Yeah, yeah. Fuck up out of here because it's Super Bowl weekend. And it's already bat shit crazy. Yeah, as you guys are listening to this, it'll be obviously post-super Bowl. But Vegas is a fucking zoo right now. It is nuts, man. Three, four-hour waits right now at the airport. They're suggesting if you're leaving on Monday after the Super Bowl to

allot for five hours at the airport. To get through security, that's nuts. Fuck out. You know what that's going to feel like with a hangover? Fuck that. Could you imagine standing in security for four hours? No, no, no, no. And if you're in Terminal A at the airport here in Vegas, you're pretty well fucked if you need a drink because there are only two places you can really go and it's not

they're very small it's at the airport here in Vegas, you're pretty well fucked if you need a drink because there are

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