Episode #2832: Breath, Body and Pirate Treasure

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Luke is watching the weather as an impending snowstorm may ruin his plans for the next few days. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to resurrect a classic TBTL segment, and he accidentally teaches Luke how to grift the government.
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0:00.0	And now back to Wake Up and Smile, celebrating 20 years in Phoenix.
0:06.0	It's the 20th anniversary of Wake Up and Smile.
0:09.0	Twenty wonderful years.
0:11.0	It has definitely been a fun ride.
0:13.0	Now I understand you've got some cooking tips for us, Diane.
0:16.0	I understand you've got some cooking tips for us, Diane.
0:20.0	I understand you've got some cooking tips for us, Diane.
0:24.0	It looks like we're having some problems with the prompter here.
0:31.0	The teleprompter on which everything we say appears on is broken.
0:38.0	Okay.
0:40.0	We're having what is known in the business as technical times right now.
0:48.0	What, huh?
0:49.0	What?
0:50.0	Next something up.
0:51.0	What, huh?
0:56.0	I drive a red car!
0:58.0	TVTM!
1:04.0	Their program is loose, but it is prepared ahead to be casual
1:08.0	with heavy references to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
1:11.0	It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
1:13.0	I'm in the Charleston Town Center Mall, and I think I'm the first one
1:18.0	in this bathroom this morning that's perfectly clean.
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