Episode #2831: One Crime, Please! **Ding!**
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2019
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew go down their bi-annual Yakov Smirnoff rabbit hole and explore some of his work helping people with their relationships. Plus, ESPN wrote a fascinating story about stadium restrooms, and an undercover seal is used to test people on network security (at least, that's Andrew's theory).
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| 0:00.0 | Chase, what's your favorite thing to snack on when you're jamming out to music? |
| 0:04.0 | Um, I don't know, everything's good. |
| 0:06.0 | Okay, well we're streaming live on Bagel Bites TV, so can you say Bagel Bites? |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, Bagel Bites. |
| 0:13.0 | Okay, great, but can you say it in a sentence? Like, I'm Chase Dreams and when I'm jamming out to music, |
| 0:17.0 | I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Chase Dreams and when I'm jamming out to music, I love to eat Bagel Bites. |
| 0:23.0 | Okay, great, congrats on whatever it is you do. |
| 0:26.0 | BTO! |
| 0:28.0 | P-D-T-O, coming across the airwaves full of love through the sky. |
| 0:36.0 | There is one more thing, the network has received quite a few angry phone calls from older viewers about our theme song. |
| 0:43.0 | Really? I think our theme song is Zazzy. |
| 0:48.0 | Laughter, a sure sign of a good time. |
| 0:51.0 | A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Kaner was doing, but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors three, Colin, Jingle, All the Door. |
| 0:58.0 | Things are going to start happening to me now. |
| 1:08.0 | All right, let's get to it everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday morning edition of TVTL, the show. |
| 1:14.0 | It just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:16.0 | Is it too early to fish sandwich? |
| 1:18.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:21.0 | I'm sort of like a little bit of any Murphy Raw and several others. |
| 1:30.0 | That's how I describe my process. |
| 1:33.0 | Here I am everybody at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Tuff, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
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