All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that. Brian teased the shit out of a beautiful woman last week, and I've heard about the teasing, but I've not heard about the sexy details yet. And I'm excited to, along with everyone else. So we'll get to that shortly. But first, we want to say thank you to Cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. It's weird to think about, but summer's really not that far away. It's not. We're already planning pool parties. Exactly. A lot of people are, but they want to know what's happening over the summer months for a lot of

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It's Sunday. Fucking terrible weather. It is raining here, which it never rains here this time of year. It's so weird. I know. I'm like, what the fuck, man? We live in the desert for a reason. It's cold and it's freezing in this office. It's just, it's just gross. I'm not happy about it. So we're going to finish recording, get out of here and go have a drink for like Sunday brunch-ish thing. I like it. That's what's happening. Yeah, been a crazy week.

I had an amazing night last night. Got to see my play partner, Jade. She had a little something planned that you were privy to. I was not. So Friday. I was fucking shocked. Yeah. Friday, I went out with the girls, one of whom was Jade. We went and did a little spa treatment thing. And then we went and had some dinner. And she was telling me at dinner what she had planned for you last night. And I was like, oh, my God. Well, first of all, I knew it was a little bit out of your comfort zone. Way out of my comfort. But I also knew if because it was Jade, you were going to roll with it. Yeah, if that had been anybody else, that would have been a problem. For sure.

I mean, it was Jade, you're going to roll with it. Yeah, if that had been anybody else, that would have been a problem for sure. I mean, it was really not, first of all, I was

not expecting anything like what had happened. Yeah. And it really threw me off originally

because of the way she had it set up, like literally starting from the time I got into the garage, right? I was going through our, into her house through the garage. And she sent me a message. She's like, yeah, just come in through the garage. And so I did that. And then I get in the garage. And I'm like, something's not right. Like instantly, I knew something was off. And, man, it was wild for sure. But it was a good time. I would not have been able to enjoy that if it had been anybody else. No, because you get so in your head and then you're just completely removed from it. I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. But I knew with it being Jade, you're obviously ridiculously comfortable with her. And so I was like, freaking do it. It sounded hot as fuck to me. So maybe we'll talk about that on a future episode. It's just a good thing she is as tiny as she is.

Spoiler alert.

Yeah.

That's all I can tell you.

Fortunately, she is barely five feet tall and a little thing.

And otherwise, this would have been just a hot mess.

Yeah.

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