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Good morning, Tom and Cecil. This is Graham Todd from Funny Richman, Virginia.

You know, I'm listening to the current episode, I believe right now it's 281.

And we're listening to the, you know, I'm listening to the Michelle Bachman segment saying that

that competition is something that is very biblical, that, you know, that the lack of competition is not biblical.

Now, I don't know if these people speaking have represent commandments, but you know, there are two commandments to talk about

a company, one about your neighbor's good and the other about your neighbor's wife.

Now, in this case, I'm going to be referring to the neighbor's wife, or sorry, the, uh, your neighbor's good,

co-occurring thing. Because, company, as we all know, means to want or to envy.

Now, if you want something your neighbor has, you are going to work harder to get it.

That kind of sounds like competition to me. So the Bible is expressly, expressly, condemning competition,

also kind of capitalism. So, you know, just a thought.

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Yeah, so we all know what a pan-torum is, but, did you know that a trump is when someone ships on your chest

and puts an American flag and sparklers in it?

Yeah, that's what a trump is. Flurry hole.

All right, Canadian haters. I've listened enough about YouTube now, and it's making fun of Canadians.

I have a question. Why does your national answer start describing a blind Mexican?

Oh, hey, can you see? What are you horrible, motherfuckers?

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