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Hey, it's Big Rob from Texas Calling Again. I just want to say hi to Cecil and the other guy.

Just want to let you guys know, love what you're doing. Please don't stop doing it.

Which are two things no woman has ever said to me.

I want to do a little fact check on your latest episode.

I heard the part about how the Catholic Church was kind of opposed to the Girl Scouts because of their worldly ways and what have you, you know, with all the cookies and what not.

You know, you gotta do the full story. I did a little research on it apparently.

You got the first half correct. However, the Catholic Church is for some reason I'm not sure why they didn't say but they're fully endorsing the Boy Scouts, the Vienna Boyz Choir, as well as sweet life with back and Cody.

Whatever that's about. So, you know, don't want to read into that too much. Glory hole. People who don't work for those.

Save Black.

Hey, John and Cecil. This is Jeremiah from No Collision Repired. I'm right now in Colorado, you know, one of those swing states doing the caucus.

It's getting dark. It's gonna take a long time. And, you know, as I don't know this is gonna win, but everybody does know now listening.

But as of now, it's an hour away, but it's shaping up to be long and fun going down. It's just gonna be a long black caucus.

But I hope you guys are doing well. Glory hole. Bye.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago. Actually, this is the alternative. This is Glory Hole Studios light. This is this is Dietwatered Down Light Glory Hole Studios. Also, it is still in Chicago.

It is still in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone to get to our way. We bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news.

Makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome. This is episode 281. And we are joined by the inimitable Jake far Wharton of the imaginary friend show dot com podcast.

That's true. Did I get a right to say? No, no, no, you got it. Hey, I got to say it's been about eight months since we spoke last. And Tom, you've got really sexy sounding like I honestly I was ridiculously heavily turned on while you were giving that introduction. It's it's actually crazy. You you're single right now.

What do you do? As luck would have it. As luck would have it indeed. I am. So if you would like to fly your happy little ass over from Australia, I can show you what for good man. I guess what I'm saying is I'll have sex with your butt Jake. That's what I'm saying.

That's gross. That's gross. He's Australian. You'll have it with his front. I'm not into that. I'll just fuck you in the face. That's all I'm saying. As long as we got that cleared up. We're glad to have you, Jake. Welcome back. Welcome back, buddy. I feel welcome. Hey, it's, you know, I've already been what is it now two minutes and I've already been offered a sort of me and some some face fun. So that's great. I hate. I feel so well.

I was trying to those thinking today. I was wondering how many times we have been on each other shows. And I know I couldn't look too many like there is. You don't actually need to care. There doesn't need a number. The answer is too many. It's fucking it's too many. It's the fucking last one. That's what it is. Good. Good. Let's be out of it about this. That's good. That actually takes all the pressure off because that way I could just do an awful, disable job. And it was always going to be my last wait. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We were going to do a different kind of job.

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