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Hey Tom and Cecil, I got a joke for you.

So a guy went to a zoo.

There was only one animal on display.

It was a dog.

It was a shit zoo.

Florian.

Hey Tom and Cecil, this is Amanda in Liberty University, Gilbert, India.

I was listening to your latest episode today and I was listening to that woman who was,

I don't know why I wanted you to do the perfect good one.

I was thinking that if I honestly, really, truly 100% believe that we were living in a world where my children would be taken over by some evil bitfator zoo logs.

Do you know what I would do about it?

I would make sure that I didn't have any fucking children.

Hey Tom and Cecil, this is Emma in Japan again.

I was laughing my eyes off when you guys were thinking about how to explain Bukkake to the person's mom.

Actually in Japan, it's not such a bad word.

At most noodle shops, you can buy Bukkake udon, which is cold udon with a sauce splashed on top.

It's delicious, but for some reason I always feel really awkward ordering it, especially for male employees.

Anyway, that keyhole is more like a fucker.

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

This is the most popular show in Japan.

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