All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So you went out of town and I got to be the dirty little slut that I am in your absence.

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Or soon. I mean, maybe not today. Today. Soon. So last night was very interesting. So we were supposed to go out for live music.

We were super excited to go see our friends band play. And they were playing at a place that we go to pretty often. And honestly, every time we go there, it's a fucking shit show. So I was not Uber excited to go to this place, but we were excited to see the band play. But it just became such a fucking shit show. The service was horrible. We tried to order food. It was fucking horrible. Everything was bad. So we ended up leaving and we went to a place down the street and we had drinks and I had like a little light dinner. And we're sitting there and you're like, I think we should do something wild tonight. And I'm like, something different. And you didn't believe me at first. I was like, what, what do you have in mind? And you tell me that you want to go to one of my favorite gay bars,

but you fucking hate it because it's super divey.

It is smoky.

I'll give you that.

And it's the cancer ward and it is also incredibly depressing for me.

It's just depressing.

It's not an upscale place by any stretch.

It's not even on the scale. There's no scale. So you're like, first we're going to go there and then we're going to go right next door to the sex club. Exactly. People call it a lifestyle club. It's not a lifestyle club. We're going to clear that up. Yes. It is not a sex club. There's a vast difference between a lifestyle club and a sex club and this is a sex club. Yeah. Well, and again, like I'm thinking to myself, clearly you have been, you know, fucking kidnapped by aliens and they probed your brain or something. Because for you to say that you want to go do all of this, I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Just trying to step outside the box a little bit.

That's all.

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