All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

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I'll just say that.

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I know nothing about it, by the.

We are going to be sharing the details of that very shortly.

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Yeah, for sure, get it in. We are having Crown Reserve while we, we usually do not drink while we do the podcast. At 2 o'clock in the afternoon. On a Sunday, because we're late this week getting shit done. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for Denver. Yes. So we're, we're behind. Let's face it. We're fucking behind. We're typically behind this point. Not like this. We're pretty well. This is really behind. We're pretty well behind. In fact, it occurred to me, I completely forgot this morning when I got up, made coffee like normal, that I was leaving tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock. So, you know, we're drinking ground now because I figured we get out of this, we're going to go have a cocktail somewhere because we're not going to see each other tomorrow. I know. It's been a rough week. Yesterday was rough too. We had a rough few days. It's been a little rough. It's been a little rocky. It's been a real fucked up week. Yeah. Not everything is all fucking roses and daisies. And that's okay. We're going to get through it. there's been some shit both personally and professionally and you know i mean obviously we always try to focus on the fun stuff on this show because i think i would assume most of our listeners or watchers tune into us because it's fun right like we don't want to just come on here and yeah be sour sally the entire fucking time right you go to a movie go to a movie. You want to immerse yourself in it. You don't want to be fucking, you know, you don't want to be dragged down with life bullshit. Just want to lose yourself for a couple of hours. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, no one needs to hear the fucking, you know, the negative Nancy bullshit. Well, a lot of the week has been good, but there was something I did want to talk about that maybe was not like the most positive thing in the

world. I went out with my friend John. Oh, last night. Yeah, you went to a club, local club. I went to a lifestyle club. And it's really funny because you and I did a sex on your terms episode very recently that we put out to our Patreon members. And I kind of knew I was going to get some ire,

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