Episode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	What's up y'all?
0:14.6	It's another episode of The Pat Down
0:16.4	and guess what?
0:17.0	We motherfucking live or we relied on this recording.
0:21.0	But we got video.
0:22.8	We video.
0:23.4	We video, right?
0:24.2	We video.
0:25.0	Okay, how we look y'all?
0:26.8	Don't worry about them.
0:27.7	Just tell me if I look all right.
0:29.0	So, I'm hanging out with ya.
0:32.7	What up y'all?
0:33.4	Y'all get to see how he looked real skinny and black
0:35.8	and I got white boy Chris who all the black woman
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