Episode 29: The Need for Forgiveness

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Another episode of the Pat Down, y'all. Hey, this shit is funny. We talking about some serious shit today.
0:19.4	You know, sometimes we like to get serious on this fucking podcast.
0:22.5	So I'm hanging out with my two husbands. Y'all give it up for Dianne and Chris.
0:26.9	What's up, y'all? Where's my house?
0:28.6	Stay tuned after the song. We talking about some real shit, y'all.
0:58.6	What you talkin' about? It's real though. Hey, cut the gang. You gettin' on playin' like Nintendo.
1:04.2	You wait to tie and turn the earth, nothin' but the ugly. Straight off the top. Everything she say, you know it's funny.
1:10.2	Full plans, this is taste of the future. Listen on your iPhone or your desktop computer.
1:15.6	Cherry, sweetie, ain't no way to beat it. Nothing but the ugly turnin' up and don't repeat it.
1:21.7	Now we're here. We live. We do a live video, y'all. Got that, man.
1:24.4	You hear me? I got on the same outfit from the last one.
1:26.6	Because...
1:28.2	Because we do these bitches back to back so I get the fuck out of here.
1:32.2	Okay, I got shit to do. How you doin' today, Chris?
1:34.8	I'm doin' really. Yeah, you see. We had a bath earlier but it's the same clothes.
1:39.2	I'm dead. We didn't even think about that shit. Next time we got a change shirt.
1:43.2	The playin' like was different. This is... No!
1:47.0	You have to change clothes for the fucking TV internet audience.
1:51.7	They know how this shit works. Video makes everything so much more complicated.
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