Episode 27: Rubber Booties

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	What's up, y'all?
0:14.6	That's another episode of The Pat Down with your girl.
0:17.4	Comedian Miss Pat, that will be me.
0:19.4	That's me, that's me, that's me.
0:21.1	And with my lovely friend, white boy Chris, what it is?
0:24.6	White boy Chris.
0:25.6	Hello?
0:26.6	Hello.
0:27.8	Isn't me looking for?
0:30.2	And my good friend, Dionne.
0:32.2	What's up, y'all?
0:33.2	Yeah, on this episode of The Pat Down,
0:35.3	we talking about some real shit, y'all.
0:37.0	We talking about too much plastic surgery
0:39.0	on black women for the low.
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