Episode 28: Dairy Queen Ranch, Airplane Wine, & Gender Reveal Parties

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show pouring a mimosa mixed with “Delta Airlines orange juice” (otherwise known as Minute Maid”) and Sophia Coppola’s canned Blanc de Blanc mini champagne, which Kathleen loves because it tastes delicious, comes in a pink can, and has a “bendy” straw. She describes to listeners a baby walking shoe that her friend and fellow comic Kelly MacFarland sent to her, and describes how if she were the burglar “Baby Show Madigan” she would sign baby shoes, insert cash in them, and leave them in poor neighborhoods. Also included, a Quest for Ranch, "Bad Good Food, an Update on Kathleen's Queens Court, the GOP kicks Missouri Lawmaker, Bitcoin Pays for Murder-for-Hire, DOGECOIN (aka “Doggy Coin”), Animals Most Likely to Kill You By State, Gender Reveal Parties Gone Wrong, Flying Chinese Volkswagens, Recycled Airplane Wine, Ikea Purchases Georgia Forest, a New Dinosaur Footprint Found in Wales, Aliens at Harvard, What to Watch This Week, and the Mystery of the Week.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.1	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:18.6	Termites. The pub is open. Look, we have a new Cliesdale beer clock behind me, isn't that
0:30.6	exciting? Yes, it is. I took the Maddell, the movie poster down at a million in Madigan.
0:36.8	We took that down and I bought this a long, long time ago because I liked it. Doesn't it
0:40.6	give you more of a pub feel, sadly? I don't think the clock works. What are you going to
0:44.4	do? Episode 28. It's been a long haul, Termites. But here we are. So many things. So many things.
0:52.6	Now, for those of you who know I'm watching this on YouTube, you just have to bear with me for a
0:56.7	minute. First, I need to display the baby shoe that was sent to me by comedian Kelly McFarlane.
1:01.8	Are you familiar with Kelly McFarlane's work? You should be, go to iTunes, download Kelly CD.
1:06.6	But Kelly sent me a baby shoe and it's exactly the kind I was thinking of. When I say,
1:12.0	baby shoe Madigan, this is what I would leave in a crime scene. And then, to further,
1:18.2	I would take these baby shoes and put like a hundred dollar bill in it and leave them in poor
1:22.6	neighborhoods. Right? So I'm Robin Hooding stuff. Yeah, baby shoe Madigan Stucks again.
1:28.8	And then take all that money. There's two little baby shoes in here. These are four,
1:32.1	that's adorable. I forgot what it's like to have a little kid around. No, I know, but she didn't
1:37.7	have to buy both shoes. She could have just bought one. Yeah, it's possible. I'm sure so much going
1:44.6	on in this desk. Fred Bird is still in mourning. That's why you see what is usually my stainless steel
1:50.8	refrigerator cleaning cloth. It has now become a veil of sadness over Fred Bird. The mask cap for
1:57.0	the St. Louis Cardinals because Colton Wong has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers.
2:02.7	We discussed that, but I'm not taking this off till I feel okay with it.
2:08.1	Could be never. I don't know. It's not Fred Bird's fault either. And I know that. And I know he's
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