Episode 27: Jimmy Hoffa, Blackened Ranch, & A Cat vs The HOA

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show with a Corona Familiar tall boy and announces that she is in mourning over the trade of her beloved Kolten Wong to the Milwaukee Brewers. She places a black veil on her Fredbird beer stein and although she is appreciative of her Cardinal’s recent acquisition of superstar Third Baseman Nolen Arenado, she feels that a nod to Kolten is warranted. She then introduces the Termites to her Buc-ees Truck Stop rubber ducky. Also included, a Quest for Ranch, "Bad Good Food", an Update on Kathleen's Queen Court, Irish Gangs vs. Europol, Walter Mercado's Puerto Rican Estate for Sale, More American Revolution, Robinhood vs. The Stock Market, Important Things Invented by Women, Animals Most Likely To Kill You By State, Cat Madigan vs. The HOA, Missouri Lawmaker's Fake COVID cure, Texas Issues an Amber Alert for a Doll, Good News for Chubby Termites, Jimmy Hoffa's Whereabouts, and What to Watch this Week.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:20.8	Termites! It's me, I'm a termite, as many of you have come to call me and I'll
0:29.0	take it. What are we drinking? Termites, the pub is open. Look what I found at the
0:34.3	gas station. How have I made it to this age? You've never seen this. Corona, familiar.
0:39.7	Can you see it? Yes, and then it says, I don't speak Spanish. La cerveza, masfina.
0:47.7	It just looked, it looks old school and actually I thought it was a course and it's the
0:53.0	same color as the old course. I never did light course or a course light for me. It's not
0:57.9	my thing, but I thought I would try it. Corona, familiar. Gas station, I think this was
1:04.5	about a dollar fifty eight. Delicious, delicious, from the speedway, which is also where I got
1:10.7	four scratch-offs and one fucking nothing. I've really added, my brother keeps getting
1:16.0	scratch-offs, winning like 50, 500, his wife won 500, nothing. So that's what we're drinking.
1:23.7	Why do I have this black stainless steel cloth? You're asking, termites, why are you asking?
1:28.9	Because we're gonna cover up Fred Bird, not forever, just for a week. In morning, the Colton
1:35.8	Wong has been traded to the brewers. I have a particular love for Colton Wong and I don't
1:43.2	think the front office or management of the St. Louis Cardinals has or had. And I know
1:50.8	we got the new guy. I will celebrate that later. Aranato, Nolan, Aranato, that poor guy.
1:57.5	All he had to do was press for like, what? St. Louis is truly a baseball town. I mean,
2:02.3	we love hockey, but baseball is the thing and it's, you know, it's a medium-sized city.
2:07.9	So once you're in, you gotta be all in and every radio station, that poor guy had more
2:12.6	media. Every single thing I turned on Twitter or Instagram, it was Nolan doing another
2:18.8	interview and I, this guy probably thinks, what the fuck have I done? Like, he could have
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