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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 29: A Fake Heiress, Richard Simmons, & The Wu - Tang Saga

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Rhinegeist Cheetah Lager from Cincinnati, telling her Termites stories of drinking in Cincy in the Mount Adams neighborhood. She announces that she will continue mourning the loss of Second Baseman Kolten Wong from her St. Louis Cardinals to the Milwaukee Brewers until Spring Training. Also included, a Quest for Ranch, “BAD GOOD FOOD”, an Update on Kathleen's Queen's Court, Banksy Nottingham Mural Purchased, Where is Richard Simmons?, Federal Reserve Makes Room for DeFi, Animals Most Likely to Kill You By State, More Cool Things Invented By Women, Fake Heiress, 90 Year Old Buys WSJ Ads to Get AT&T's Attention, Mattress Mack, Epstein's Island, What to Watch This Week, and the Mystery of the Week!

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

0:13.0

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.8

Termites. The pub is open. Episode 29. Isn't that crazy? 29 weeks. Here's what's even

0:33.5

crazier. Looky here. My friend Heidi made me my own sing candle. I don't really know

0:39.0

that I married St. Hood yet. Well, first you have to wait till you're dead. If you know

0:43.5

that process, it's a long one. Then there's be edification. And yeah, there's a lot

0:47.7

of steps involved, but you know what, you can get your own candle made of your own

0:51.0

self. Just until you don't think I'm a narcissist, I did not do that. My friend Heidi did that.

0:57.4

That would be super fucking weird if I did that all on my own for myself. We still have

1:02.9

a Colton Wong underneath my silver cloth cleaner. He will, Fred Bird, I've readbirds under

1:08.3

there in, we're honoring Colton Wong's memory that is not coming off till spring training.

1:14.6

That's how much I loved Colton Wong. Congratulations, Milwaukee. I think you're going to love him.

1:19.6

Well, I know you will two time golden glove, but we just somehow couldn't afford it, but

1:22.9

we kept some people I'm not going to name individually. Harrison Bader that maybe I would

1:30.7

not have done just saying I don't own a team. I got nothing to say about it, but as a

1:34.8

fan, I would have found the money. Even if I had to go steal shit, why don't the cardinals

1:40.8

put some money in Bitcoin? Maybe then you can afford Colton Wong. Oh, decisions, decisions.

1:47.9

What are we drinking? That's super important. This is one of my favorite places to drink

1:53.4

in the Midwest up on Mount Adams and Cincinnati. Have you ever been there? Super cool. There's

1:59.9

some super old pubs up there. And this is a Ryan Geist, Ryan Geist Cincinnati made Chida

2:07.0

Gaga. Delicious. Trusts Cincinnati with beer as much as I trust St. Louis. Why huge German

2:13.3

populations in the beginning that ended up putting all those breweries. Why? Because there's

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