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Spilled Milk

Episode 279: Hot Pockets

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2017

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Square Space.

0:02.5

Whether you need a portfolio to showcase your work, store to sell your product,

0:07.6

I do.

0:08.6

What's your product?

0:09.6

Oh, my product, this week my product is I'm getting into the artisan furniture business. I have

0:18.0

built a credenza just one and I would like you guys to know that he is absolutely making this up.

0:26.0

What? There's no credenza in here.

0:29.0

It's a subtle credenza. It's very small. Do you have a doll house that you've built this for? Yes, but if you go to subtle credenza.com, my square space site, you can see all, every credenza that I've ever made because that site doesn't exist and I've never made a credenza but.

0:44.8

But Squarespace gave you everything you needed to at least in your mind.

0:50.0

Make this website subtle credenza.com, including a free domain.

0:55.0

And I completely squandered all of Square Space's gifts, but you won't.

1:00.0

You will make a beautiful website. It'll take you no time at all.

1:03.0

And you'll get 10% off your first purchase by going to Squarespace.com and using the offer code spilled at checkout.

1:10.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is hot pockets a show that is not sponsored by any corporate sponsor

1:21.8

I mean except for our corporate sponsors, one of which is not

1:26.7

hot pockets and the others of which are also not hot pockets.

1:30.1

Anyway this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any, and none of those things may be true today.

1:38.0

I mean, yes, you can absolutely have this, but I don't know if you want it.

1:43.0

And we didn't really cook it.

1:44.2

We like microwaved it and we're not going to eat it all.

1:47.8

But we didn't tell people what the topic is.

1:50.0

Hot pockets.

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